Originally I started this blog about funny things happening when I exercise. I have posted a few of my frustrations and worries. I haven’t posted any doctor results because I hadn’t had any until today, well actually yesterday….
So here are the results: All blood work was normal except for my Vitamin D was low (mildly) and my cholesterol was out of whack. No big surprise there. The thyroid test was fine as was the glucose and a hundred other things. The doctor said no big deal with the thyroid test being “normal” she expected that so I was scheduled for a ultrasound of my thyroid. Again no big deal. I thought things were great. I had forgotten or mostly had any way about the mammogram I had done.
I shouldn’t have forgotten it. It should not one but two lumps. Okay, I said, not a big deal right? It could be a big deal. This is why….I had surgery back in 2010 for a hysterectomy. Well, I figured you’re looking at my parts so get a mammogram done too….the doctor failed to tell to me there were two lumps at that time. Now why are the same two lumps a big deal today? Because they have grown and changed and something is definitely wrong…..
I don’t know if any of my posts will be funny. I don’t know if I will be changing from yes, I am getting thinner and healthier to yes I am getting thinner but not because I am trying and healthy but because I am sick and weak and tired and have all these chemicals floating around. Yeah, it’s big leap but I need the exercise! (See? Funny stuff!) If you are with me about the weight maybe you will stick around and see how my story goes. I am certain I will survive it. I have too much left to do die off and it’s too early to worry about it being cancer although that is why I am writing because I am scared and worried and sad and so many other things.
Here is a bit of my life:
I have six sons! Yup SIX! My oldest is Joshua. He is married to a beautiful young lady named Amy who gave birth to my wonderful granddaughter Sophie who is now 3! I have another son, Gabriel. He is a great kid and sells HerbalLife and works at a local restaurant. Not married so hurry up ladies before he’s gone! (See…more humor)…Christian is studying to be a neurosurgeon, sorry, ladies but he is taken by a lovely young woman named Jamie. Then there is my stepson, Mathieu, also available!!! Aaron who is in high school and Ethan who is the baby and a whopping 9 years old. I have a husband, who loves me very much and a father who lives with us or us with him or something along those lines! We have two dogs, Mellow, a toy poodle and Lucky, a white schnauzer. We have a wonderful tiny black cat named Tuesday and she is just fine thank you very much….
So that’s a bit about me….The above is the reason I am scared. Yeah, even the dogs and cat. I don’t want to be so tired and sick that I can’t be around them. They make me happy. So my dearest readers of the blog here’s to chronicling my experience and my scare…maybe that’s it is…a scare of “Hey Lady! You’re boobs are just lumpy!” and not, “I’m sorry to tell you….”
This is not the recommended weight loss plan! (see…more humor still…..)
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